Reasons to Date Me
There are a
thousand million reasons why a heterosexual male who is not related to me “should” date me.
For starters, I’m awesome. There’s just no other way to put it… I’m AWESOME (capitalized for emphasis).
So there’s that, then there’s also the fact that I eat Sweet & Sour sauce with just about everything. Can you say irresistible? (did I mean the Sweet & Sour is irresistible or that *I’m* irresistible?)
And if that’s not already enough for you, how about this… I can clap with one hand. Ch-ch-ch-ch-POW! I know. I got it in the bag.
Other reasons not to be over-looked:
I am incredibly funny.
I am the epitome of all things HOT, so hot I’m on fi-yah!
I am Queen of tongue-n-cheek blogging. (catch my drift???)