Such-A-One Quotes

“Do you actually write ‘lol’? [long pause] It’s okay, I love you and I forgive you. You just need to tell me so we can fix it.  … before you press send, ask yourself, “Would Winston Churchill have written it like that?”  ~ 11.4.13

“You are a farting person. You are constantly breaking wind or trying to break wind or looking forward to breaking wind.  You fart with glee.”  ~11.4.13

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~ by Eva on November 6, 2013.

2 Responses to “Such-A-One Quotes”

  1. Am I allowed to say, I laughed out loud at these? In particular, I liked the second one. I didn’t know there was an alternative to a “farting person” until defined like this. There are definitely farting persons, and I just might have two of them as my best friends! ; )

  2. It is not my fault.

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