So, I went to Such-A-One’s house today. He has a neighbor who has the same name as his overweight dog. Her name is Karen.
A few days ago, Such-A-One got his dog a toddler (age/size 3) hooded sweat shirt. It is blue and white striped. His dog was wearing it today. He and I talked a lot about how cute she was in it.
This afternoon his dog was tied up in the grass of the front yard. When we walked out the front door, his neighbor had just walked by his sidewalk. Such-A-One did not realize that when he shouted, “KAREN!! We need to get you down to a size two!”