There’s This Guy
The other evening Such-A-One and I went to Chipotle. I got there first, so I ordered for both of us. After I told the girl what I wanted, she asked me, “Is that one for you?” [pointing to the dish I ordered for Such-A-One]
“No,” I said, “It’s for someone else.”
She responded, “I was just wondering because there’s this guy who comes in here about this time every night and gets that exact same thing.”
Yup, that’s my boyfriend.