I went with Such-A-One last weekend to visit his parents. There was this one point when Such-A-One was off catching his dogs and I was walking across the backyard. His mom was cleaning on the backporch with the hose, keeping an eye on Such-A-One’s dad/her husband with a sneaky little grin. When he got close enough, she tried to shoot him with the hose, but he quickly ducked behind me.
He proceeded to use me as a human shield the whole way across the yard, while BOTH of them were giggling. It was so fun.
I just wanted to tuck away the memory here so I don’t ever forget it.