The Man’s Toothpaste
The Man to me: Oh, I have a story you’ll appreciate… The other day I was almost out of toothpaste, so I squeezed the last bit out on my finger and put it on my teeth. I grabbed my toothbrush and started brushing. But then I thought, “Man, this toothpaste tastes bad.”
Me: Oh, no…
The Man: Yeah. Do you know where this is going?
Me: It wasn’t toothpaste?
The Man: It was a stink bug. I was brushing my teeth with a stink bug.