The Man’s Toothpaste

The Man to me: Oh, I have a story you’ll appreciate… The other day I was almost out of toothpaste, so I squeezed the last bit out on my finger and put it on my teeth.  I grabbed my toothbrush and started brushing.  But then I thought, “Man, this toothpaste tastes bad.”

Me:  Oh, no…

The Man:  Yeah.  Do you know where this is going?

Me:  It wasn’t toothpaste?

The Man:  It was a stink bug.  I was brushing my teeth with a stink bug.

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~ by Eva on January 12, 2015.

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